2. kite117:

    And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

    (Source: mysharona1987, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  3. cumberbitchen221b:


    We have no idea what he’s doing…

    drinking water but in a punk rock way

    (via xx-drowningmydemons-xx)


  4. sofiaauditores:

    *inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

    (Source: cierin, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  5. brujabby:


    you stupid swag idiot


    LOL ” I’ll slit your throat neck”

    (Source: gultch, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  6. tyleroakley:

    all you could ever need in a book

    (Source: wowthatexists, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  8. ursus-austrum:


    How about some love for a good police officer?

    Officer Gaetano Acerra

    Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

    So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

    He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

    He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

    People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.


    The corruption needs to go.
    This guy can stay.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  9. aber-flyingtiger:

    Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

    (Source: memecollection, via awkwardvagina)


  10. nicevagina:

    When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 


    (via perks-of-being-chinese)